Today, we look at the Basartorialist Al-Assad’s runway looks. Syriously! He is one hez’bawler! Asma (see above, meow!) obviously knows how to dress her man. He may have his fingers in Lebanon, and be trading in arms - but at least the cuffs are perfectly tailored. He’s mad anti-Israel and only recently got on Facebook but whatever this Ba’athist president wears is Allawite with me.